Don't you wish you were us?

This is what happens when you get 105 degree weather day in and day out and an AC system that works....

or at least this is the only explanation for this that we can think of:

Yup the outer pane on that door is completely cracked and split all the way up. It wasn't like this when we left the house on Monday but when we got home we both noticed it. If it was supposed to be like this it would be quite pretty.

Oh and a way to terrify your landlords? And no, having your ceiling falling in, AC breaking, sockets following out has no affect. Tell them that you are getting married. Brian was bombarded with "are you leaving? would you let us know? Are you sure? really?" questions after he let them know we had gotten engaged.